--IN PROMOTION OF AN ALBUMS COMING SPRING 2025--
VICE SUAGER'S WEBBY ZITE!: Part 2.5: ARE WE NOT MEN?
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3/24/2024 (March 24th, 2024)
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
ouh well, how are yall doing?
i'll explain myself:
i got in a bad breakup, twice, and now one of my old exes is doxxing me, leaking priv photos, etc,
and now im scared!!! cuz he's got a real big following, and could easily fuckin crush me!!
OKEY! but eitherway, no more relationship bullshit, ive changed alot!
im more depressed, but since ive gotten into devo ive reallyy perfected my like, idealogy or something
nooo i havent become a rock n roll fascist pedophile.
"He fucked my wife and took all my money... but atleast I have a guitar!!" - Jimmy Pedo Page from Cracker Sabbath
nooo i havent stayed my liberal democrat who loves israel and plays a good round in sleepy joe's racist game.
yesss i have stayed a bisexual polite puppyboy who calls women "maam" and jerks off alot
yesss i am now a radical leftist who has a very specific type of people i find likeable
also jerry casale is pretty hot!! prob the only masculine fronting guy that i find attractive
ANYWAY!
AI character nsfw is the best, sorry for the diversion, but damn is it awesomesauce!!
i mean, i can practice my writing and story skills or whutever, and also jack off!! double-whammy broski!!
3/26/2024 (March 26th, 2024)
hey dude!! sorry for the abrupt end there, got busy with rehearsal.
i am actually currently in a duo act with my neighbor, named "Illuminati Slaves".
he picked the name if you can't tell; he unironically believes in Ancient Aliens.
he's a bit of a weird womanizer character guy, but he's nice and cool and really damn good at guitar,
and he thinks his singing sucks, and im on a mission to convince him he doesnt suck at singing.
Anyway! That's an update on why you'll hear me say, "sorry, i was at rehearsal" if im suddenly busy!
"Vice speaks only the truth!" - Vice
so, music news? i think it's time for that.
I HAVE A NEW ALBUM PREVIEW COMING OUT! so far, there has barely been any self-made leaks of my new music,
now, unlike most of my other album previews and whatnot, ill be doing a full music video for this one!
ALBUM PREVIEW PREVIEWS!
should i be allowed to think?
inner-girl vice suager and the backing band "rock" out!
"Buy this shirt on BPD and this hat on ADHD!" - Danny Man (Danny Boy's dad)
Unrelated: Danny Boy newspaper clipping - Sighted in 1966 by 2 residents of Quebec, Canada.
ANYWAY! switching topics, how is everybody in Baltimore doing? cause uh
Context: "aba" is from Baltimore, and lives near the bridge.
it seems ive apparently predicted Booji Boy taking control a ship, and breaking a bridge in Baltimore, because a resident didn't get Jack-In-The-Box.
these messages were sent literally like 3-4 or something hours before the incident occurred, ouh that booji!
sorry guys, hope you guys are okey and that you guys forgive me :(
3/28/2024 (March 28th, 2024)
HEY! YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!
anyway, how r all of yall doing? my therapist and dad says this is like a good way to do journaling
without writing. also ya know, having to do this 'pasting the p' thing is really tiresome, but cewl!
if you know HTML, you know what im talkin about. it's like a typewriter everytime i wanna go to a new line!
ouh and... what is that i hear? its time for me to show off my postcard mark-mothersbaugh-ripoff art? uh ouh!
woo boy! also, excuse the soda stains! i spill stuff sometimes cause im a real fidgety quick person (most likely have adhd and i do have autism)
and a few specific times i was fidgeting and spilt sometihng, it spilt right on the fuckin postcards!
example above. anyway, since it's postcard time, here's a little showcase of em! with explanations... sometimes...
EXHIBIT 1: Your Daily Crossword!!
see what words you can get that i didnt get!!
EXHIBIT 2: Mr. And Mrs. BPD Shirt Design Commercilization And Stuf F
a crappy little t-shirt design im wanting to do, drew this on a long and boring roadtrip to Guitar Center
with a guy who hates Lemon Demon for some god forbidden reason (my grandpa), that mf just cant have fun i guess!
EXHIBIT 3: UGLATTO!
based off an old DEVO song (hardcore vol 1). From this roman nose of yours, I declare you, Uglatto!
ALSO: triple-sided! the 3rd image is what side-2's image originally was!
EXHIBIT 4: "When either gives in, or either takes over. Both head, heart, and I, will wither and die."
a little sad one i suppose! Quote from Rivers Cuomo.
a little stupid, but ouh well. i dont vent here too much! i dont like to bring relationship business here :P
TODAY'S LESSON!
ouh, there's a lesson? well, if i could give one, don't do drugs! i havent, and while i havent come out too good... uhm... whatever.
PLAY HOMESTUCK! thats a better lesson!!
3/29/2024 (March 29th, 2024)
eek! good morning!!
im real damn bored and tired today. despite my best efforts, i still went to sleep at 3 am.
i do apologize if my use of images to fill the void of blank text is pretty uncreative and is just random images and gifs from my gallery
though that IS how i used to operate things on this website, so i guess it all works out.
just wayyy too tired to get on paint.net and do some photo edits, just woke up and boy is it a long day ahead of me!
a litle list rq:
ONLINE SCHOOLWORK (im extremely far-back)
THERAPY (im a boring speaking person mid-day, AND ITS MID-DAY. good luck to my therapist)
MID-DAY ILS PRACTICE (illuminati slaves? yea im a slave to the fact i gotta rehearse at 1 pm now (actually thats not that bad but WHATEVER!))
BUY SYNTHESIZER (convincing both my grandpa and dad it's a good investment is the hard part)
LUCKILY THOUGH- i got a real fool-proof plan, considering my grandpa's friend, Nelson, is almost always so extremely supportive of my music and ideas, etc.
I DONT CARE IF IT MIGHT BE PITY, IT MAKES ME FEEL NICE ABOUT MYSELF!!
ONLINE SCHOOLWORK (im still extremely far-back)
WEAVE 2 THE LEFT! BOB 2 THE RIGHT! OR YOU'LL BE A FLAT TIRE ON THE FREEWAY OF LIFEE!!
kay thats enough said, jer jer
NO I DID NOT!!
okey imma stop roleplaying
4/4/2024
GOOD MORNING! currently typing this out of a car in the middle of a San Antonio(?) road.
so that's your explanation if anyone tries to dm me on discord or twitter or whutever and i just dont respond.
i mean, not like anyone is dming me?! i mean, maybe my dad is right now, but that's because we arranged that being our
main way of communicating while this "rock and roll"(yuck) duo im in is going on tour.
ouh and, btw, the reason im saying "(yuck)" is because i hate the term rock n roll, i believe thats the only bad thing black people did,
naming that genre, "rock" and "roll"... yuckie! that term was already pre-dated by 1970! get a new fuckin word!
also yeah, i apologize for this blog being mostly ramble and no-images, i just dont have paint.net on this
portable little chromebook of mine that im using to type. im heading to some venues and open mics and blah blah blahhh
im just gonna be playing music, which is fun! i like music, and i like making music, despite how shitty it is. it brings joy to me :P